13 Compelling Reasons to Hire Me as Your Personal Trainer
1. Hire Me, I Need to Eat!
If I don't work, I don't eat. And trust me, I need to eat—a lot! Why, you ask? Because my nickname is "ThiccNic." Keeping up this "thicc" status isn't easy, you know! If you hire me, you're not just getting a personal trainer; you're also supporting a hungry guy's dream to stay well-fed.
2. Help Me, I'm Homeless (But Not Really)
Technically, I'm homeless...or a digital nomad, to be exact. I might not have a permanent address, but I do have a ton of experience and a big heart. Consider hiring me as a way to support a small, local business—even if that "local" changes depending on the week!
3. Your Personal Therapist (Who Also Gets You Fit!)
Think of me as a friend who gets you in shape and a therapist who listens to your woes. Need to complain about your spouse? I'm all ears. Trainer-client confidentiality is a real thing, so your secrets are safe with me. Plus, exercise is a great stress reliever. Two birds, one very fit stone.
4. Signal Your Financial Success
Let's face it, having a personal trainer is a bit of a status symbol. It signals to others that you make good money and care about your health. Plus, you get to hang out with me, which, let's be honest, is a pretty sweet deal. I'm great company, and I'll make sure you're in the best shape of your life.
5. I Know More Than You—Ron Swanson Would Agree
In the immortal words of Ron Swanson, "I know more than you." This is basically how I feel about 99% of other trainers out there. No offense to them, but my confidence level is through the roof. When it comes to fitness, I've got the knowledge and the skills to get you where you need to be.
6. Get Fit and Get Dates (But I Can’t Fix Your Face)
Getting into shape is a fantastic way to become more attractive. If you're single and ready to mingle, being fit opens up a lot of dating options. However, let's be real—you'll still need to work on your personality, and unfortunately, I can't do anything about your face. But hey, you'll look great from the neck down!
7. Support a Small, Local (Sort Of) Business
I recently quit my job at F45 to venture out on my own. Building a business from scratch is no small feat. By hiring me, you're not just getting a personal trainer; you're supporting a small, local business. Help me help you, and let's make this a win-win situation.
8. Fitness Is My Lifestyle, Not Just a Job
I've been working out since I was in 9th grade, at the tender age of 12. I'm 29 now, so this isn't just a hobby or a job—it's a lifestyle. I live and breathe fitness, and I bring that passion to every training session. When you work with me, you're getting years of dedication and experience.
9. Adaptable to Any Situation
I've worked with a diverse range of clients in various situations. Whether you're a beginner or an advanced athlete, I can adapt my training methods to suit your needs. Being a jack of all trades isn't just a saying for me; it's a philosophy. A great trainer should be versatile, and that's exactly what I offer.
10. Educated and Experienced
I have a formal education in Kinesiology, but my learning didn't stop there. I've gained invaluable insights from experience, fellow trainers, books, podcasts, and more—all focused on health, fitness, wellness, philosophy, and psychology. You're not just hiring a trainer; you're hiring a well-rounded expert.
11. Great Value, No Middleman
Without the overhead of a gym, I can offer you great value for your money. We cut out the middleman, so I can charge less while keeping more of what I earn. This means you get top-notch training without breaking the bank. It's a win-win for both of us.
12. Integrity and Passion
I truly want to help others achieve their fitness goals. I practice what I preach, and I approach my work with integrity, honesty, and respect. I believe in what I do, and I do it because I'm passionate about it—not because I have to.
13. Flexible and Client-Centered
I'm extremely flexible and reasonable when it comes to how we can work together. I meet clients where they are, offering the right balance of pushing for progress and providing support. Your fitness journey is unique, and I'm here to tailor my approach to fit your needs.
Ready to get started? Let's make your fitness goals a reality.